Checklists just don’t work you, steps just don’t work for you and too many options just don’t work for you.

How are you ever going to make a decision about dinner? Or possibly about breakfast, again this is a judgment free zone. 

You also never thought the day would come when pizza selection would force you to do some serious self-reflection, but that’s where you are. You need to figure out where the lack of decision-making really comes from. Pizza will guide you there.

It might be because you’re trying to impress or concede to a brand new paramour. If that’s the case, you need to think about how much pizza means to you. If Dominos will always be acceptable in regards to the possible love of your life – so be it, eat that American Legend pizza and be merry.

The group situation is a little more complicated. You need to figure out what your role in the group is. Realistically we already know you’re the indecisive one, but there are two very specific levels of Indecisions.

There is the one where you honestly do not care; and a piece of pie is put in front of you and the weight off – because it’s not on you if it’s terrible. You’re a team player and everyone appreciates it and knows your role here.

And then there’s the other – the secretly opinionated picky one.
(More commonly referred to as ‘The Worst’ by the group when said picky person is out of earshot.)

Figure out which you are and act accordingly. If you are secret picky person, own it and become the power player in your group. The other Indecisives in the group will appreciate you taking a leadership role.

If it’s a family situation, that’s tough, you live with those people. Realistically if you’re not trying to impress a new beau and these people love you unconditionally (so it doesn’t matter if they think you’re the worst); I would advise letting the person who seems to need the pizza the most make the deciding decision.

Your sister failed a class? Let her choose. Your dad’s favorite team lost? Let him choose. Just be a team player and rise up; embrace your lack of decision-making.

Last situation – you’re on your own and can’t make a decision?

Get a taco. Or a burger. Or Thai food. Maybe suishi?

I don’t really care, but if you can’t make a decision regarding your pizza choice then you don’t really want it.

Yum.